Vladimir Putin — George W. Bush, 2014
When Michael Jackson gets woke up for school
Vine by: The Black Simba
tumblr giveaway must be following me
look how fucking airbrushed adam sandler is in this official image for click. what the fuck
when you play a trick on someone, and deceive them
hes a happy puppy
IM NOT EVEN TALKING TO ANYONE!!!
does your religion even allow tumblr or whatever?
yes but i DO know that my religion doesn’t allow me to whoop bitches lame 2nd rate asses if they fuck w me and i think u fuckin wit me boy ima take u down town mecca get u trampled over by a couple thousand of us
That was so beautiful
Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?
Due to an unfortunate reviewing accident, Amazon now calls me “shredded wheat”
fellow pansexuals!!! friendly reminder that the monthly secret pansexual manual—- the PANUAL—- is due to arrive in your post tomorrow morning
this month’s issue discusses strategies for taking over the world and also has a cool crossword puzzle
Does it come with stickers again like last time?
oh, SO MANY STICKERS